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BBB - Men's

BBB - Men's

High in the Baldorek peaks, the pygmy thunderbird makes its nest. This elusive demi-mega-avian is famed—not to mention prized—for its eggs, which can serve as potent, portable arcane batteries, and its brilliantly colored plumage, which looks fabulous on fancy hats. And so high in the Baldorek range, you’ll also often find Wulfric.

On one such sojourn, the treasure hunter found himself bereft of his guide in the hostile wilderness. For one long week between apex and base camp, his only sustenance was beer, bacon, and bourbon. And to this day, he never travels the Baldorek range without those three staples.
Of course, Wulfric refuses to reveal the fate of his orcish guide … or why he only packs green bacon.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
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